For every edition of “The Profile”, our loved campus security guard, Chad, gives some chuckles to brighten our day!

Why is Peter-Pan always flying around?

-Because he never lands!

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

-Because it was a number two.

How do you make holy water?

-Boil the hell out of it!

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

-He wipes.

What does a ghost call his girlfriend?

-His boo.